Who is Jack Smith and Why is he Sweet on Trump?
"Who in the world is this Jack Smith character, and what's with his seemingly eternal obsession with Trump? It's like he has a never-ending 'man-crush' on the former president! I mean, we're talking about an unwavering love affair that not even Joe Biden can dampen!
Seriously, folks, Jack Smith seems to have an inexplicable 'Trump-o-philia' that defies all logic. I can picture him going to bed each night, snuggling with a Trump bobblehead and waking up to a life-sized cardboard cutout of the President Donald J. Trump. It's like a never-ending bromance of swamp proportions!
Now, some say it's admiration for The Mega Trump Rallies, but come on, let's call it what it is - a full-fledged - GET TRUMP, J6 Mania! Jack Smith probably has a Trump decorated bedroom complete with MAGA posters and a Trump-themed alarm clock that wakes him up with presidential quotes every morning. Make America Great Again, Make America Great Again, Make America Great Again!
It's like Jack Smith has a Trump-shaped tattoo on his heart - forever branded with the MAGA logo!
Perhaps he thinks Trump is some sort of superhero, 
swooping in to save the day and taking America back again. But hey, even superheroes have their flaws, right? Ole Jack is sure trying to find them!
It's like Jack Smith has a Trump-shaped tattoo on his heart - forever branded with the MAGA logo! I bet he spends his free time trolling online forums, passionately posting pro Trump messages to all DeSantis Rinos with the enthusiasm of a Bill Barr Bridge Jumping Event! Let's Go Brandon!
But let's be real here, this unending infatuation with Trump has become the stuff of legends! It's like Jack Smith has become a character in a never-ending soap opera - 'Days of Our Trump' or 'As the White House Snorts'! I can almost hear the dramatic theme music playing every time he posts another Trump Indictment. Maybe we can get Devon Archer to sing it!
So, my friends, let's take a step back and marvel at the mystery that is Jack Smith and his inexplicable ardor for Trump. It's a story for the ages, a love-hate relationship that will keep us entertained and amused, '4 MORE YEARS', to come! As we eagerly await the next chapter of this epic saga, one thing's for sure - Jack Smith's 'Trump-tastic' escapades are the grift that keeps on grifting and the Indictment that keeps on indicting !" 🇺🇸💪🗽🔫💥🦅